1. Make phone calls
Texting, social media, email, websites that list movie times, OpenTable, Pizza Hut’s online ordering…smartphones have made obsolete the very thing that phones were created to do.
2. Remember phone numbers
Remember trying to make your phone number spell out a word?
3. Read a map
Before Google Maps…there were just maps.
4. Balance a checkbook
Thanks, online banking apps!
5. Write in cursive
Do they even teach cursive in school anymore?
6. Write legibly
Nobody reads handwritten stuff anymore anyway, right?
7. Take pictures
There’s really no reason to take good pictures when you can just slap an Instagram filter on ‘em and call it art. What is aperture? What is shutter speed?
8. Set an alarm clock
Like, an analog alarm clock. And let’s not even talk about manually changing clocks for Daylight Saving Time.
9. Do math
When’s the last time you calculated a tip in your head? Considering there are tip-calculating apps (as opposed to, uh, the calculator on your phone), I’m going to say it’s probably been a while.
10. Wait in line
Or maybe we’re really good at waiting in line now, thanks to the distraction of smartphones.
11. Go to the bathroom
God forbid you spend 2 minutes staring at the wall instead of playing Angry Birds.
12. Read a book
Books are boring, heavy, and you need to turn on a light to read them. The Amazon Kindle app, on the other hand, has a feature that lets you look up context about places and events.
13. Turn on lights
Yep, smartphones are even affecting our ability to flip a switch. Thanks a lot, WeMo.
14. Be productive
Your smartphone is sabotaging your productivity even if you’re not using it – according to a study by researchers at the University of Southern Maine, the mere presence of a phone is distracting enough to affect your performance.